What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.*
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What do you call an arcade in eastern europe? czech-e-cheese
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What did the space between two tiles say? I AM GROUT
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? - "Breathe, stupid!"
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A man once thought he'd discovered a new primary color but it proved to be merely a pigment of his imagination.
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Ask your doctor if left is right for you.
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Who is William Shatner's mythical nemesis? The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!
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There once was a jealous zombie... But he ate his heart out.
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Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos.
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Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged.
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I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself
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One potato asks another: -"Are you sure we are related?" -"Yes I yam!"
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I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos.
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What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback!
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I'm very keen I could tell he was bald at the drop of a hat.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired
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