What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring? Panda-monium.

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Never trust an atom They make up everything

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How much did the pirate charge for corn? He sold them for a buccaneer.

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This summer I'm going to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say 'Get a life' on them.

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Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle.

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Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo.

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Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

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How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!

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What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? "I'm cured!"

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I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep.

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What's made of brass and sounds like Tom Jones? Trombones!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide

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Did you hear about what happened with the elk? It was really amoosing.

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What do you call a blind deer? No-eye deer. What do you call a blind deer with no legs? *Still* no-eye deer.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What do you call someone who's studied Old Norse literature and become an expert. Well edda-cated.

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Two fish are in a tank... Two fish are in a tank... First one says: I'll drive! Second one says: "I'll man the guns!"

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Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze!

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween? Happy halloweenie

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What do you call a blind, legless buck? No eye-deer.

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