What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor.
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How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
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What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called? Running a Background Check.
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Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side.
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What did Descartes say while shopping online? I think therefore I Amazon.
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Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10
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What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback!
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What do you call a barbarian you can't see? an Invisigoth.
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Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxyz hate hanging out with the letter n? Because n always has to be the center of attention.
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There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
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I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me.
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Why are colds such bad robbers? Because they're so easy to catch!
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What do you call the James Brown songs no one listens to? Defunct funk.
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Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride.
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Why did the vegetable band break up? They couldn't keep a beet.
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Why did the banana go to the doctor? It had a split personality.
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What do the French call artificial feet for cats? Faux Paws
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I can't stand Russian Dolls... They're always so full of themselves!
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