What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large

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what keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele-fence

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A. Elephino

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What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis-steak.

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.]

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What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***"How's it hangin'?"***

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You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal.

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I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep.

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Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now!

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What do you call a group of Geometry classes? A geomeforest.

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What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section? Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

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What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'

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Knock knock. Who's there? Yoda lady. Yoda lady who? Good job yodeling!

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What is the cheapest part of a boat? The part with the sail in it.

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What bird can write underwater? A ball-point Penguin!

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why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning.

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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

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Why does a chicken coupe only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a chicken sedan!

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What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination? He sawdust.

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