What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam
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What do you call a pachyderm that sings jazz? Elephants Gerald
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Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning...
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What do you call fake German currency? Question marks
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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor.
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What did daddy fish do when mommy fish got herself lost? ...He flounder
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What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor.
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Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.
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What does Drew Carey have in his driveway? Cleveland Rocks!
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Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? - "Breathe, stupid!"
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What song can never be played on #throwback Thursday? Friday by Rebecca Black
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Why did the shark go to the doctor? He had a bite on his fin.
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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!
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A man walks into an apple store and...... farts every one is really angry and there all shouting so he says it's not my fault you don't have windows
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison
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Ever heard about that movie called Constipation? It never came out.
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How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.
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Do you guys/gals like horse jokes? Yeah or neeiiigghh?
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