What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein.
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What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows...
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What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked? He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"
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What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
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What do you call a Moroccan candy distributor? A Fez dispenser.
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If I bought a balloon for $0.99 ... How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
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How many ears does Captain Picard have? A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
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What's gray and all around? Everything. I'm a dog.
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What's a dog's favorite mode of transportation? A waggin'
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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts.
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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano? Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!
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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!
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Did you hear about Scrooge's drinking problem? He had a dickens of a time with spirits.
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The hole in the boat So two guys steal a boat and get drunk. One of them goes "Hey, there is a hole in this boat". The other says "don't worry it's not ours".
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I know a woman who owns a taser... Let me tell you, she's stunning!
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Which way will it fall? If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land? Roosters don't lay eggs
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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"
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Which kitchen appliance tells the best jokes? The beater - he cracks everybody up!
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