When is a door not a door? When it's a jar
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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts.
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What kind of bee can never be understood? A mumble-bee.
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What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque.
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A red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned.
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A stamp collector walks into a bar... He walks up to the hostess and says, "You're more beautiful than any stamp in my collection" She replied, "Philately will get you nowhere."
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I know a guy who collects candy canes... they are all in mint condition.
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What is Mozart doing right now? *Decomposing*
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Why was the actor detained by airport security? He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.
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A termite walks into a pub And asks "where's the bar tender?"
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How many ears does Captain Picard have? A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
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Today's my cake day! And I'm going to eat it too!
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What's the internal temperature of a Taun-Taun? Lukewarm
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Why did the vegetables hop into the boiling pot of water? They were part of a stewicide pact.
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A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks "What color?"
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What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny-vore
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What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"? "Back achoo!"
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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam
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How did the pilot like his hotdog? Plane.
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