What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm.

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A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags. The photon says, "no, I'm travelling light. "

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I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one-sided.

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Why didn't the baby oyster share her little pearl? She was a little shellfish.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What kind of beer does a cow brew? Heifer-weizen.

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Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference.

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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue? Because it's not going anywhere.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A boomer-WRONG!

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Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies.

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Why did Mrs. Grape leave Mr. Grape? She was tired of raisin kids.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!

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Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God.

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A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog? How-Ling

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What do you find in a cloud's shorts? Thunderpants!

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I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight.

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My buddy said he'd give his right arm to be ambidextrous.

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