How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs? He was delighted.
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What's the difference between Bird flu and swine flu? For one you get tweetment and the other you get oinkment...
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
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Did you hear the one about the three eggs? Too Bad.
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What happens at night in Bangladesh? It gets Dhaka
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What do you call the ultimate fish doctor? The Sturgeon General
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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I went for a job interview today... The interviewer said to me, What would you say your greatest weakness is? I said, I think Id have to say my listening skills are my greatest strength.
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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack, quack, quack."
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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge? A snapshot.
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Why did the orange move to veggieland? So he could live in peas and hominy.
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Two peanuts were walking down the street.... And one of them was assaulted
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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrup........ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah, the cow didn't make it.
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I tried to change my password to 14days... The computer said it was two week.
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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes? He fell into it.
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How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.
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