What electronic device leaves behind a lot of broken glass? A PC, seeing how they typically run Windows!

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Why does Thor have insomnia? He's up all night to get Loki.

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I have to find a new personal trainer. He didn't do squat(s).

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My brother likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist.

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I'm so sad because my friend is moving to Shanghai. More like Shang-bye.

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Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart

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What did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash? ***OINKMENT!***

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Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why did the marine vote for the dragoon? He was Protoss

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Someone sly sheared sleeping sheep. Talk about shear terror.

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What did the Buffalo say when his child left for college? Bison

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Why couldn't Joe be friends with a double-amputee? Because he's lack-toes intolerant.

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A termite walks into a pub And asks "where's the bar tender?"

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside? Because you already know who it's isss!

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When do elephants have eight feet? When there are two of them.

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What does a storm cloud have on beneath its clothes? Thunderwear!

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A woman files for divorce from her husband... citing that he makes too many Star Wars puns. When asked if this is true the husband says, "Divorce is strong with this one."

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