I thought about starting a business selling halos... ...but the cost of overheads was too high.
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What do you call a number that cant keep still? A roamin numeral.
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What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards.
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Which word is the longest in the English language? Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
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What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny-vore
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The pollen count - that's a difficult job!
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What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Old Soviet-era joke told in Russia: What happens if socialism comes to the Sahara? Nothing at first, but then the sand shortages will start.
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My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified.
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I just found out I'm colorblind It came out of the yellow.
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? To reach the high school.
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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a door. And a staircase. I don't think hes alright now.
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I went in to a pet shop and said, Can I buy a goldfish? The guy said, Do you want an aquarium? I said, I don't care what star sign it is.
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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic? Alpaca lunch!
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What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards? A receding hare line.
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How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints.
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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup.
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Why was Farmer Bob so good at his job? Because he was outstanding in his field
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. They're both cauldron.
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