What do you call someone that steals shoes? A sneaker.
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Which side of a horse has the most hair? The outside!
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What did the flat iron say to the follicle? Now let me get this straight...
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Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!
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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
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What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak.
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What other body parts did Voldemort not have apart from his nose? His legs and arms.. because he was disarmed and defeated.
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The Fine Bros. 'React' announcement was like a television with no antenna. Poor reception.
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I made a model aircraft. I wanted it to be an unpainted smooth finish wooden aircraft. So I made a plain planed plane plane.
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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago? Because 'Illinois you!
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Did ya hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field
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Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws-able deniability.
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What do you call a group of people standing in the arctic circle? A Finnish line.
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When is a door not a door? When it's a jar
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Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO
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What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C.
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? *A gummy bear.*
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What's the smartest dinosaur? Thesaurus Rex!
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