What is black, white, and red all over? A Communist Propaganda film from the 1930s.

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What bird can write underwater? A ball-point Penguin!

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Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine!

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I was at Redbox, but I didn't know what to watch. I consulted my groceries, and my pizza said, "Keep Frozen."

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I'm calculating how much it would cost to install lights for a little league baseball field A ballpark estimate would be perfect

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I can make a movie with my hand. All it takes is a FLICK of the wrist!

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Peas. Peas who? *Peas pass the butter*

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow? A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.

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How does Gandhi measure passive resistance? In oooooohms.

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What do you call cheese that is by itself? Provolone

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What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo? Bread in captivity.

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what does Clark Kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle.

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What concert tickets should cost $0.45? 50 cent feat. Nickelback!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you can't pick your friend's nose

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Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies.

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Wanna hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooooke!

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