What is a tuna's favorite city? Albacoreque.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat

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Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs too much!

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Why was the belt locked up? Because it held a pair of pants.

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What's Medusa's favorite kind of cheese? Gorgonzola.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints.

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What did papa butter say to troublesome son butter? You had *butter* behave now, alright son? I sure know you don't want to get *whipped*!

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My brother likes driving black and white F1 race cars. They call him the F1 racist.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

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So today is Star Wars day May the fourth be with you!

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Why did the Wise Man get 25 to life? Myrrhder

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If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!

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What did the bunny say to the frog? My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!

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Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks.

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What happens when a spoon and fork get into a fight? civilwar

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Batman doesn't have nightmares Nightmares have batman

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Why did the lettuce get arrested? ...for disturbing the peas!

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What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack, quack, quack."

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How do you catch a one-of-a-kind rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a very calm rabbit? The tame way.

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