How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed changing.
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Why did the air freshener company go out of business? Because they lacked common scents...
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Why were the Libyans eating money? They were having dinar.
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Knock knock Who's there? Abby. Abby who. A bee has stolen my wallet.
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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
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Why did the duck go to the doctor? He had a billious fever.
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What did one math book say to the other math book? We've got a lot of problems.
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Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a byte.
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My friend gave me a balloon and told me not to pop it.. but I blew it!
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What is ISIS's favourite dessert? Terrormisu
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I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer.
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What do you call a native american cook? A sioux chef
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Why was the owl afraid of radioactivity? Because it was made of Hootonium
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Did you hear about the two silk worms that got in a fight? It ended in a tie.
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Ask your doctor if left is right for you.
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College My son took Rock Climbing in college but he had to drop the class. He couldn't find any "Cliff Notes."
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Armadillo The world needs more armed dillos.
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Why did the duck go to the doctor? He had a billious fever.
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Someone dropped their Scrabble in the middle of the road... that's the word on the street anyway.
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