What do you call a fish who works for the government? An Official.
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Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond.
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A skeleton walks into a bar... Asks for a beer and a mop.
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Knock-knock... "Knock-knock" "Who's there?" "Control Freak - now you say 'Control Freak who?'" :)
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What do you call a pile of dogs? A ruff terrain.
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What do you call beef that's been burned? A mis-steak.
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There's 10 kind of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't.
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How do you get Pikachu on the bus? Poke 'em on!
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Augustus Caesar on New Year's Day: "I keep writing 'B.C.' on all my checks."
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What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom.
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what keeps the lions from leaving the savannah the ele-fence
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Why did the pie go to the dentist? It needed a filling.
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What do you call a cashew in space? An astronut.
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What happens if you pass gas in church? You have to sit in your own pew.
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What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows...
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What did the priest say when watering his garden? Let us spray.
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What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo? Too many cheetahs
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Knock knock. Who's there? Well, not your parents, because your parents never knock!
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What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin? Cherry-atric
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