what does Clark Kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos
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What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters.
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Did you hear about NASA finding bones on the moon? Yeah, the cow didn't make it.
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what does Clark Kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos
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Where do you buy Pikmin from? The Oli-Mart
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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer? Ein stein.
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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful is against the law and illegal is a sick bird.
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the opossum it could be done.
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why was Pavlov's hair so soft? classical conditioning.
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Why did the dog go into the water? Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.
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What type of cheese lives under your bed? Muenster.
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A vampire stopped coming to my nightly poker games. All I said was that he made too many mistakes...
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Where does the little king keep his little armies? Up his little sleevies.
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What do you call an alien in a swamp? A MARSHian
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What game do you play with a wombat? Wom.
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Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon? There was no atmosphere
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Who was the most important Knight of the Round Table? Sir Cumference.
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What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Humphrey.
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What did the lazy surgeon say to his patient? Suture self!
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