What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire? That he needed to address the situation
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What do you do to dead chemists? You barium.
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I do my best when my manager puts a gun to my head.
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What do cows like to put on their hot dogs? moostard
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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter? envelope
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What does Donald Trump call his rule list? The MAGA Carta
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Why didn't the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight!
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What's George Washington's least favorite flower? Li[e]-lacs!
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Two bookworms were having a dispute across an open book until one bookworm moves closer to the other and says, "well then, I'm glad we're on the same page."
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Max wondered why the ball was slowly growing larger... and then it hit him.
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!
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By shear coincidence... ...all these sheep look the same...
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Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire!
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What do you call an Italian romance novel model who's let himself go? Flabio
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How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb? V.
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I would never exaggerate... ...in a million years.
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Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner? Because it'll gobble up everything.
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What's green and fuzzy and can kill you if it falls from a tree? A pool table.
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