What did one wall say to the other wall? I`ll meet you at the corner.
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How much do pirates pay for earrings? about a buck an ear.
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Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie? He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.
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I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting.
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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish? Swimming trunks
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Why do ghosts like to ride elevators? It lifts their spirits.
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How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window
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What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM
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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach"
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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party? He always throws the punch.
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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal? Peas and hominy
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What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? "It's stale, mate."
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When is a door not a door? When it's a jar
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What do get when you cross 50 female pigs with 50 male deer? One hundred sows and bucks?
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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree? Camembert!
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Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine.
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Why did the puppy get away with committing murder? ...He had paws-able deniability.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
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