Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends.

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Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine!

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Knock knock! **Who's there?** *Tank* **Tank who?** *You're welcome*

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Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Cos they got big fingers.

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Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon? She would always let it go.

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What language do they speak in Holland? Hollandaise.

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Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he gets a hole in one

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan? A Kami.

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How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer!

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What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to? Elementary :)

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Why did everyone trust the marsupial? Everything he said was troo

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Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? "To a degree."

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You know what they say about men that have big feet? #They wear big shoes!

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What do call a horse that lives near you? A naybor.

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The signature dish of a restaurant called the Twisted Rooster: Mobius Chicken Strips.

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Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'.

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Pick up line for a Shakespeare lover. How now brown chicken brown cow?

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Why are proteins so cranky? Because they're made of a mean ol' acids.

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Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one *tale*

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