An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name.
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Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work.
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This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision.
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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
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What's the longest word in the dictionary? "Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!
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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
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I heard the best time travel joke tomorrow.
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How do you find Will Smith in the winter? You search for Fresh Prints.
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What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!
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Why was the math book sad? It had a lot of problems
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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor.
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Bulls from all over India sent a petition to SC asking it to classify them as 'Jallikatu Bulls'.
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Why was the school grey? Because it was a Greyed School.
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Whats the best thing to put into a pie? Your teeth!
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator? Because there might be an Italian dressing.
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How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
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What has more letters than the alphabet? The post office.
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Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake. "Oh, how did you know it was fake?" "It had two zeroes instead of one."
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What did the bee use to dry off after swimming? A *bee*ch towel.
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