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Bitcoin-only whey protein. 2lb, $38 ($1.19/oz.) We are building the Bitcoin Standard. #hodlthewhey

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We’ll tell the crew — love that!

Appreciate you, Presidio Bitcoin! ⚡

That’s one epic view! We’ll happily send more if you run low — or when new flavors drop.

Let’s keep it rolling — love being part of what you’re building out there.

Satoshi never showed up — but the shadow he cast still guides us.

The world sleeps, Bitcoin counts. Unstoppable.

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Who else stacking pain into strength?

Bitcoin-only Whey Protein — 2lb $38 (~$1.19/oz).

Free Tub Campaign now live ⚡

U.S. shipping only.

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Good morning, Bitcoiners. How’s the mood?

Hi Alyssa, thanks for following up! Here’s the detailed composition statement from our OEM partner. The specific breakdown of the “Natural & Artificial Flavor” is proprietary to the flavor house, but we can confirm that the natural component in this Vanilla system comes from vanilla bean extract.

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🎉To celebrate Bitcoin-only whey protein, we’re kicking off the Free Tub Campaign on Nostr.

How it works:

1. Buy your tub from our store with Bitcoin.

2. Post your tub pic with #hodlthewhey (Mention our npub preferred)

We’ll verify your post and refund your purchase (including shipping) in Bitcoin directly to the Lightning address on your profile. Purchases must be made by Oct 6, 2025. US shipping only.

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Berries + peanut butter — that’s a killer combo! We’ll contact our OEM for the detailed statement and update later. Thanks for pointing this out ⚡

We don’t need fiat anymore — at least for protein powder. Lol

The honey badger fears nothing. Size doesn’t matter. Bitcoin bites through everything—unyielding.

The Bitcoin Standard is inevitable.

Thanks for asking! “Natural & artificial flavor” is the industry-standard way of labeling blended flavor systems. In our Vanilla, the natural component comes from vanilla bean extract. The exact composition is part of the OEM’s flavor stock and isn’t individually broken out on the label, but we can request a detailed statement if needed. The sweetener is sucralose (no stevia in this batch).