It’s like organized crime and turf wars with the nurses selling these for their kids at work 😂
My kindergartner took a dump before school. I examined the aftermath. The 💩 was impressive.
Me: “Dude! That’s massive! What are we feeding you?!”
Kindergarten: “Yeah it’s huge! Should we name it?”
Me: “Probably…but we definitely need to get a picture of the two of you so we can show your mom. Say cheese.”
CAME HERE TO SAY THIS BUT
ODELL BEAT ME TO IT
THEY USE NONSENSICAL DATE ABBREVIATIONS THAT MAKE SENSE OVER IN NARNIA
My setup was having children and leaving something with buttons within 23,069 miles of a power source. 🤣
The “doctor” title is overused nowadays as a fluffer to stroke the egos of many a dumbass that serve little/no purpose…so in this case entirely warranted 🤣
I wonder if I pissed the good old friend nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g off last time I told him to fuck off? 🐶🐾🤔😭🙏🏻
Oh stfu & fuck off nostr:npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w
you know that 🐸 always 🧡s 🐶bro
🫂
Don’t listen to her. Shes a horrible influence.
Ok you can spit as long as it’s at nostr:npub1m6gvtkek5sq3l82cfh7p3hs62ujxs6r8npre8m6jvvcm28utg05sde2e6g 🐸🤣🤣🤣
I’m spitting now for llama
B52 is a medication cocktail
= Benadryl + Haldol + Ativan
It makes biters less bitey.
ma’am I don’t b52 my children
I reserve that for people who try to bite me…at work
