Sooooooo what happens if I already bought him that tshirt?

I think she just doesn’t want to be learning economic facts from a 5 year old. It’s not my fault the kid is a quick study. That’s her brain.

I’m not a cat maam

the politicians do enjoy moving the goalposts…

to a basketball court…

when it suits them 🤷‍♂️

this is so horrible that it feels like you committed a crime by posting this joke

Squiggles

I got in trouble with my wife, because my kindergartner has been repeatedly expressing his concerns about inflation with her.

🤣😂

yes

🔥 > 🔦

another sibling

thank God they got enough common sense from their mother to stop using each other as a surf board

essentially the same thing

bath time for the offspring

the bathtub water level and temp are both reasonable and safe

it doesn’t matter…the pleblings are still actively finding ways to make this activity as dangerous as possible

🤣 never leaving lest I miss phenomenal takes like this

mark my words

gonna roll around the hospital in one of these one of these days

using now

thank you so much

🙏

This is what my Toddler’s eyes say when they make contact with a freshly folded pile of clothes.

Except the time is now in that situation.

congrats, teach

you deserve it man 🤙

I don’t recall. I was drunk on zaps.