I’d be terrified if my offspring found such a trident. Stay safe ser 🫡

and then I played Nickleback bc fuck that guy who turned on Creed

I played some Creed and my toddler started screaming, throwing shit, and threw up all over the floor.

At least that’s how I remember it…might’ve been me. 🤷‍♂️

That ad always has a punchable face

fuck that guy 🤣

they know where I live and sneak into my bed too…no where is safe 😭

Shit can get out of hand fast.

Pun not totally intended.

I’ve been ignoring my self-written IPS for the last 18 months, because I no longer agree with the idiot that wrote it…accumulated 🌽 instead.

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Yo 🤙

Seen it. Done it. Treated it. Not a fun time.

It’s Reddit and Twitter had a baby and named it Bluesky.

I lose my stack every year in a tragic offspring-induced bricking accident. They’re more dangerous than boats. 😭

Too soon to tell

im recovering from lightsaber wounds now

it ate me multiple times

didn’t matter where I hid

it found me

if you’ve never been chased around the house by a flying two foot long shark it’s an adrenaline rush I certainly recommend trying

I lost

i look homeless 1/2 the time

wear scrubs the other 1/2 the time

but damn…this fcker’s style is worse than mine

def would trust this guy w my life savings

36.9% APR sounds super duper legit tho

we’re not leaving

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