when was the last time nostr built a phone?
so I guess nostr:npub1ex7mdykw786qxvmtuls208uyxmn0hse95rfwsarvfde5yg6wy7jq6qvyt9 sends yall dirty message like this too huh?
I walked away from my phone for a bit, picked it up, got excited, but then checked the timestamp and current price 😭 
I also have 2 and I find the prospect of switching from man to zone coverage to be profoundly terrifying.
Toddler Vader got a sticker at the library from the nice librarian.
Me: “Say thank you.”
Vader: “No.”
Me. “Say thank you, or we’re not moving from this spot.”
(2-3 minutes pass)
Vader: “Thank you.”
Me: “Good job.”
Vader: “Poo-poo.”
🫂, I’ll try to be more gracious from now whenever I read “correlate clinically” just bc of you ser
This is the only correct answer…but the order of the lineup matters.
There’s a small chance contestants 2 & 3 may start smooching if left next together. Even if unlikely the smooch would throw off the force of the swing, and they must therefore be separated.
Thankfully the correct order of mega power slap is as follows:
Hitler (decapitated by blow) -> CW (forgets that he is not Satoshi again) -> some politician that history will forget (cries like a lilbitch).
this “dip” is both adorbs and delicious
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I disagree. Steak with a side order of steak is vastly superior.
+21 more succulent sats now 🤙
i mean the only thing missing was to tattoo “im a scammer” on his forehead
tragically if he did that some would probably still think that he was just doing that ironically
dude always seemed super duper trustworthy and not scammy at all 😂🤣

