Doofus.
"Equally more delicious."
I want popcorn now.
Reminds me of Merlin Mann.
Someone told me it's morally wrong to ask people to dress up for a costume party. One of their reasons is because it's hurts neurodivergent people for no legitimate purpose.
1. You're implying there's a legitimate reason to hurt neurodivergent people.
2. Is the legitimate reason having your take?
It was a failed state before he got elected, he just took advantage of it being a failed state.
Doing a Face/Off (1997) with my dog.
Dearest Kevin,
Muse from 'Daredevil: Born Again' doing graffiti art of Matt Murdock with half of his face having the Daredevil mask on with the caption, "Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies."
― Toffer
Am I too old to start a tontine?
Seeing Facebook screenshots on Aura frames is heartbreaking.
Can we all address how responsible (defamatory) it was for the guy to leave the war crime chat?
I listened to a bit of a book called Lights Out and it seemed like a book written by a nurse about a nurse for other nurses.¹
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1. This sentence originally ended with "that are horny" but was edited to reduce redundancy.
I just learned the term “romantasy” from a podcast that isn’t really about Jeffery Epstine anymore.
I'm making gridfinity plates (7x17 grids for you nerds) for some shelves in my little shop.
I have one shelf done.
476 magnets. Just for the base.
This might be nearly a 3,000 magnet job when I'm done.
This is the dumbest decision I've made but I deserve good things.
Imperial measurements are used in America because they're more conspiratorial than metric.
Whose foot?
They want us to believe that's big enough to be a yard?
Stg it's nine inches!
That said, kph is some sketchy shit.
Preforming Panic Switch by Silversun Pickups as slam poetry to my pets. There will be no snapping, but that will not mean I’m a failure.
"This is bullshit." would work as a unifying message that we could all get behind but it wouldn't make it past the focus groups.
The price of stuff is bullshit
Working 40 hours a week and not being able to live in a place of your own is bullshit
Elon is bullshit
This is all bullshit.
What’s with all the skeets after not really posting Toff? I made a promise today and I intend to keep that promise in the laziest way possible. https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/dfa63c5f86d17946e956898ad897cb14dd1b66d181a663c927a366b88750e93e/20341c1264f76a2932494c5256f64ed05c8982c81da162586dbf7c02babd9227.webp
I love making fun of Mastodon because someone was like, “What if Twitter, but more like email? Everyone fucking loves how easy email is.”
Mastodon always seems a few months away from introducing Stamps® The Way To Get Your Post Sent and Seen™
God Help The Girl by God Help The Girl off the album God Help The Girl that acts as the soundtrack to the motion picture God Help The Girl wasn’t meta enough to make the cut for this series of skeets.¹
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1. Everything is a skeet now. Fuck you Mastodon my skeets even go to *Nostr.*