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Jonathan
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Hacker, cypherpunk. All memes are my own.

Dubious use, knockoff of the real thing, buggy and suffers outages, and always gets rug pulled before landing when you’re doing something important and relying on it.

Oh no! I’ll remove the transaction right now from our completely decentralized blockchain with absolutely no central authority that can override transactions.

We have transaction speeds of up to 80 words per minute when I’m at a desktop and maybe 10 words per minute on a phone

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Don’t listen to those other guys. Buy my one of a kind rock here. I even recorded the transaction on a public ledger.

NFT people be like: I don’t care that you’re sleeping with my wife, I’m the only one with a legal contract.

That was a happy holiday ending. Our first Nostr spammer had a change of heart and all is forgiven. *Hopeful music plays as changed man promises to do better*