I just paid 1000 sats for this rock. No one else is allowed to own it. It is mine. #[2]

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*screenshots*

Impossible

😂

Just rugged you. It’s mine now.

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NFT people be like: I don’t care that you’re sleeping with my wife, I’m the only one with a legal contract.

I remember this analogy. It's still good. 😂😂

the diamond ring

rofl

Lmaooooo

This is not your rock. This is called a stone. First 5000 sats gets it.

Can’t even crop out the top. 🤣

Seriously bro, this is different bro

This is my rock, and there is no rock like it.

wellllllll i took a screenshot so…

Undercut, put 3 on sale for 15k and one for 9k

you seem to know how this market works... 🤔🤔🤔

I’m a salesman for a living. 🚨

50 sats and we have a deal 🤝

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

paid 👍

LOL 😂🤣 that actually worked

see an invoice, pay an invoice (within reason)

🤣

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“And what about you, what do you do for work?”

I sell bootleg rock nft’s on the dark web.

😂 “All jobs are nobel”.

This boulder was airdropped to me for free, but you can own it for the low, low price of 10,000 sats.

10K sats? damn. this black market is epic.

You could easily sell for 100k sats next.

Oh no, I accidentally deleted my precious rock!

Rock, paper hands, scissors. Not to worry. I happen to have gotten a shipment of rocks *similar* to the one you lost. But definitely not the same one I you received before. I recommend putting rock jpegs on a trusted exchange like FTX so they don’t get lost.

https://nostr.build/i/435.webp

Why is nobody talking about this?

That sounds like a bargain. Is you boulder energy efficient?

If you push it downhill, it’s basically free energy.

Oh it’s going to the moon then 🚀

This is still the most valuable rock in my collection. Only one ever minted. Never selling!

That's hilarious. So which is it? 😂

It’s a large boulder that has been simlinked to a small boulder🤣

lmao

Elevation and pitch rating?

Noh. Iz mine now. bwahahaha 😂🤣😂

But. But. HOW???

😭😂🤣

Derek that’s super dope man. Almost as cool as mine:

hey! where did you get that?!?! 

dude you missed the epic subtlety and rarity here. My ultra rare rock is facing left so its like at least 10x more valuable… never selling

you are right! sorry, i am not an NFT expert.

As a respecter of personal property, I will not screenshot this rock.

You are a good man, Mason.

Perhaps kind sir would be interested in something in slate? 1100 sats for rare unique.

wen nostr purple?

Yeah I’d pay 1,100 but only for a purple rock

Allow me to Google that for you… Er. I mean, check my inventory

My daughter says: “search it up”

Such luck! Purple rock in stock for you. Moar simple. Moar elegant. 100 sat discount for kind sir.

https://nostr.build/i/349.webp

Rock jpg really sell themselves

Drop 1k invoice this INSTANT!!

Enjoy purple rock responsibly

lnbc10u1p36eq8zpp5urstklv3j2qzcfwu554tdghpqxxh2wvpkmhjj93r0z79mv2g478sdqqcqzzgxqyz5vqrzjqwnvuc0u4txn35cafc7w94gxvq5p3cu9dd95f7hlrh0fvs46wpvhdt59nnmtqvznccqqqqryqqqqthqqpyrzjqw8c7yfutqqy3kz8662fxutjvef7q2ujsxtt45csu0k688lkzu3ldt59nnmtqvznccqqqqryqqqqthqqpysp53qhh6nys295w4gem7djkdnahg4fge9nptt4zumy8ks4uyr9l4w8q9qypqsqcx3npx59lzkpaqfx3q9tylhmgf7cjk9lx0m2kgggqkw7v3e0p4x9h2379y7w08s936derh7akhsz8u6vz98vm23rv0v88rdp6lx7qkgp9vqxjk

Product Quality 10/10

Product Insurance against theft 0/10

Punctuality 8/10

Customer service 10/10

Price 9/10

Tq you sir 🙌🙏🔥

YOINK. I paid that invoice. The rock is now mine.

Nooooo. I lied. The payment failed. The rock is NOT mine.

Mwahahahahaha 😈

THE PURPLE ROCK IS MINE 🔥🔥🔥

*Derek has been ostracized from the Rock community*

*Public stoning if caught in the rock market ordered*

how embarrassing...

Seriously…. I’d feel bad for you but then I may appear associated

I’ll sell it to him for 2.2K which is double the original non-discounted price.

Join my free workshop and learn how to wash trade your rock

Huge if true

Why is nobody talking about this?

Hilarious.

Rock Jpeg Tax loss Harvesting with @Roir

Oh no! I’ll remove the transaction right now from our completely decentralized blockchain with absolutely no central authority that can override transactions.

We have transaction speeds of up to 80 words per minute when I’m at a desktop and maybe 10 words per minute on a phone

This public ledger looks legit to me.

fyi

oops, fyi:

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And for you

That was supposed to be a different nostrich but this is actually funnier. 😂

Very high demand. Your patience is thank you. Rockstrich incoming

Clicking on this thread is crazy glitchy

Thread goes brrrrrrrrrrr

😂

Midjourney… er… my team of artisans would not create a nostrich with a rock in its beak. But please have this rare nostrich with an awesome golden beak. On the house for valued customer

Beautiful 🥹

Looking good

Unbelievable how much Damus changed from yesterday to today! Derek, what did you copy to embed the post? Just the text or the whole event?

I don't use Damus, but on Astral, I just clicked on the Quote button, which is essentially a Quote ReTweet.

I’m still getting used to the fact that all the people I see and the notes I am reading are all from a multitude of different apps.

Oh wow good point 👌🏼

That’s the beauty of a protocol.

i guess technically, that's how it is on twitter too, though most people use the official client :P

On Damus atm you copy/paste the Note ID and put an @ in front of it.

Long-click the post you want to use to bring up the Copy Note ID button