1k sats and this beauty is YOURS
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omg post a 1k sats invoice.
Your invoice sir
bitcoin:bc1q6mlayfcpuzpqvqvrvsg3meazugqupdh36kp2uzssemmz8sgzt9ysstykn9?amount=0.00001
Ehem. I mean…
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paid!
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Rock Badge with every purchase
Looks rare
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I just paid 1000 sats for this rock. No one else is allowed to own it. It is mine. #[2]
This is not your rock. This is called a stone. First 5000 sats gets it.
Can’t even crop out the top. 🤣
Seriously bro, this is different bro
This is my rock, and there is no rock like it.
wellllllll i took a screenshot so…
Undercut, put 3 on sale for 15k and one for 9k
50 sats and we have a deal 🤝
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This boulder was airdropped to me for free, but you can own it for the low, low price of 10,000 sats.
10K sats? damn. this black market is epic.
You could easily sell for 100k sats next.
Oh no, I accidentally deleted my precious rock!
Rock, paper hands, scissors. Not to worry. I happen to have gotten a shipment of rocks *similar* to the one you lost. But definitely not the same one I you received before. I recommend putting rock jpegs on a trusted exchange like FTX so they don’t get lost.
Why is nobody talking about this?
That sounds like a bargain. Is you boulder energy efficient?
If you push it downhill, it’s basically free energy.
As a respecter of personal property, I will not screenshot this rock.
You are a good man, Mason.
Perhaps kind sir would be interested in something in slate? 1100 sats for rare unique.
wen nostr purple?
Yeah I’d pay 1,100 but only for a purple rock
Allow me to Google that for you… Er. I mean, check my inventory
My daughter says: “search it up”
Such luck! Purple rock in stock for you. Moar simple. Moar elegant. 100 sat discount for kind sir.
Drop 1k invoice this INSTANT!!
Enjoy purple rock responsibly
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Product Quality 10/10
Product Insurance against theft 0/10
Punctuality 8/10
Customer service 10/10
Price 9/10
Tq you sir 🙌🙏🔥
YOINK. I paid that invoice. The rock is now mine.
Nooooo. I lied. The payment failed. The rock is NOT mine.
Mwahahahahaha 😈
THE PURPLE ROCK IS MINE 🔥🔥🔥
*Derek has been ostracized from the Rock community*
*Public stoning if caught in the rock market ordered*
how embarrassing...
Seriously…. I’d feel bad for you but then I may appear associated
Oh no! I’ll remove the transaction right now from our completely decentralized blockchain with absolutely no central authority that can override transactions.
We have transaction speeds of up to 80 words per minute when I’m at a desktop and maybe 10 words per minute on a phone
Unbelievable how much Damus changed from yesterday to today! Derek, what did you copy to embed the post? Just the text or the whole event?
I don't use Damus, but on Astral, I just clicked on the Quote button, which is essentially a Quote ReTweet.
I’m still getting used to the fact that all the people I see and the notes I am reading are all from a multitude of different apps.
#[3]
add a .eth to that rock and it's worth a million bucks, one of a kind!