on coracle now and seems I got more notifications on some old notes than on primal.. something with relays I guess.. #nostr

"Trust me, I am a dev,

now please fund me, zap a million so I can go fill the fridge

I find it to complicated to explain to you what I do though, I'll just show you,

it's a internal proces, so trust me for I trust my gut,

I build shit,

Give me five hours and I'll have some for you in the pot and I can even give you signed piece of paper as a proof of investment"

~🤡 💩

Thing is timestamped, sum up;

don't be a rushed dumb fuck,

mind your ego,

stay humble and learn what that means

'Vote for me, I'll set you free!'

~🤪

you sharp bro, thank you.

I don't get it.. what's a zbd?

sorry, i was wrong, Nostradamus just came along and whispered to me that ‘ everything's gonna be alright , just keep fighting the good fight, seek wisdom, peace of mind and all will be fine’

After bitcoin hit one billion dollaz a pop cannibalize became the new diet among the no-coiners

,a luring tale to a poor life

nostr:note1c9j6sghkl0a77tjcz4cq8ee8f3lueu7qn8uthxyxg0r5dh4nsq4q6q4lun

Who gives a shit, gossip, a luring tale

Have one in mind.. Recommended websites/ways to make them?

Sweet! Never heard of this one before, thank you

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Oh how used I have become to the easy search, look it up, google the duck out of it,, and now,, did I bookmark that page..? SHit

Dependency on the centralized ease.. From a non-dev to the #dev, can #nostr fix this?

#searchengine #duckduckgo etc

found this on nostr, more #searchengine #errors

https://primal.net/e/note17cpj60xjel4hkl6k3rdj2w7hkh39cku4cy2q6g80y4lm3dd4df9s09lple

#asknostr #duckduckgo #seachengine F #google

Duckduckgo keeps giving me search error and I cant remember the other more privacy friendly search engines.. Wanted to search on google for it, but i need to even prove I am not a robot just to reach for the word 'food' .. and just for that reason I don't want to use them, hopefully ever again.. Anyone got other options for me?

Same thing happening as I mentioned with the photos when , but i cant remember now that else I was trying to figure out, think I managed for now. Than k you🙏

TMI alert

The more wheat/gluten I eat the more toiletpaper I need💩 and the more I use a toilet brush. With more meat & lesser carbs it is the other way around.😝

I Love Pizza, but it's glue for the gut and the bowl, a sacrifice made on a day like today.

Bon appétit

I remember i hade to look up what GM ment when I kept seeing it on twitter. AM I old? It used to be just lol, and now.. Need to keep looking up shit So.. FO YLC ;)

(fuck off you lazy cunts) 😄

Decipher this one and I'll zap you ylc

ifnwiasiwgyomzaayntkitiwbhtgytbdmamoeylycylc

shit, i forgot what i said,, please remind me

#GM

Apple/google developers have to realize it's in their(family's) best interest to build on nostr?