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Prize: 69,000 sats awarded to the first correct answer.

A tiger, a monkey and a banana must be ferried to the other side of a river.

You have a small boat, which is not large enough to take more than one of them.

If you leave the tiger with the monkey, the tiger will eat the monkey.

If you leave the monkey with the banana, the monkey will eat the banana.

How do you get all 3 across the river?

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