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Christian Van Camp
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Nature-Driven Livin Performance Coach philosophizing about esoteric nutrition, fitness & natural freedom 🌴🌞🌊🥥 📍in the jungle somewhere Vital Camp Creator Community: vitalcamp.co Sovereign Vitality Retreats: biocultureretreats.com Connect with Me: cvcwellness.com

MrBeast funded a surgical hospital in Ghana for kids who were actual slaves—sounds dope right? But it’s not all clean. Dude’s rise is suspicious. Financed by fintech elites like MoneyLion (look into their shady loans), backed by gov types, loved by the media. All those giveaways? PR write-offs feeding his empire. It ain’t just charity—it’s strategy. Feels more like elite-approved content laundering than pure good. Something off here.

Men are softer than ever. Women are harder than ever. Masculine + feminine roles flipped upside down—by design. The goal? You tell me.

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Had the weirdest week of DMs—creators accusing me of stealing content… when I literally wrote from my own darn tootin’ experience. One dude got all fired up thinking I stole his “ice your nuts” idea. Bro. You don’t own cold balls. I learned it from a different mentor entirely, wrote about it in my own words, and apparently that’s theft now?

Also—reposting memes with your handle still on them isn’t stealing. It’s resonance. The whole point is to share the truth, spread the message, and help people wake up. We’re not gatekeeping raw dairy or testosterone tips like they’re secret family recipes. If you’re really about health and sovereignty, why freak out when your message spreads?

And let’s be real: you post it to the internet—it’s not yours anymore. It’s owned by the algorithm overlords and freely scrolled by everyone. I always credit where credit is due. But if someone reshared my stuff? I’d probably smile, not send an insecure DM. Stop flexing your ego. We’re on the same team. Chill.

Woke up heavy. Mind foggy. Body tired. Energy flat. Carried it all day—frustrated, moody, kinda depressed. Then I trained. Hard. Breathwork, heavy kettle bells, rotational mobility, deep sauna sweat. Moved the stagnant energy out of my body like Chinese medicine says. Felt like myself again. No pill could’ve done that. If your doctor isn’t prescribing movement and resistance training first, alongside vital nutrition, he’s not a doctor—he’s a glorified drug dealer. Train heavy. Breathe deep. That’s real healing.

Cloak thyself in the finest silver-threaded wizardry to stay protected 📡 🧙‍♂️

In a world pulsing with invisible forces—rays of chaos from towers of sorcery—one must protect his aura. These cellular spells aren’t “natural,” and your cells know it. Headaches. Fog. Tired eyes. Wobbly vibes. Especially whilst flying high through the skies.

That’s why I don the enchanted garb—silver-lined armor, woven to block the dark arts. Not polyester peasant rags. Real cloaking magic.

Protect thy kingdom. Defend thy lineage. Style thyself like a Vital Mage.

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Feeling tired all the time isn’t normal—it’s just common. Most people are walking around depleted, not from “aging,” but from fried adrenals, trash food, hormone chaos, emotional dysregulation, and a full-blown mineral collapse.

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My kinda salad? Wild, fresh herbs—daily. Dill, rosemary, basil. No spinach sludge or sad lettuce here. Just chlorophyll-rich greens that clean your cells, support detox, and fuel your photosynthetic nature. Chlorophyll’s molecular structure is nearly identical to hemoglobin (your blood). Add meat, and you’ve got a primal, flavor-packed, blood-building, liver-loving, digestion-boosting powerhouse on your plate. Eat herbs like medicine. Eat them daily.

Just scrolled through my new X followers… and couldn’t help but notice the “TRUMP IS OUR SAVIOR” / “TAKE DOWN THE LIBTARDS” energy.

Look, I get it. I lean more conservative myself. And the world feels upside down. You want someone to believe in.

But the moment we identify so deeply with a label—right or left—we lose the plot. Both sides are part of the same coin. Division is the game. And when we play it, we forget who we are.

No external leader is going to hand you freedom on a plate. Not Trump. Not Elon. Not even RFK (despite me liking the guys mentality).

That comes from within—through sovereignty, family, community, health, purpose, entrepreneurship, creativity, and alignment with nature.

Politics have a place, sure. But obsessing over them isn’t the move.

Reclaim your power. Focus on your life and God. That’s where the real revolution begins.

What if those streaks in the sky aren’t just harmless condensation… but a chemical cocktail raining down on your food, your lungs, your soil, your kids?

How are we still silent about this? And more importantly—what do we do to stop it? Drop your thoughts below and share this if you’re tired of the silence.

CLEANSE SUPPORT START HERE:

🌞 Raw fats (butter, coconut oil, EVOO—bind toxins + rebuild cells)

🌞 Bitter greens (dandelion, arugula, milk thistle—liver drainage)

🌞 Green juice daily (celery, parsley, lemon—flushes stagnation)

🌞 Collagen-rich bone broths & marrow (rebuild the gut)

🌞 Heavy metal binders (chlorella, cilantro, zeolite, activated carbon, fulvic acid: comment DETOX for the highest quality supps that have helped me a lot over the years)

🌞 High fruit & hydration (raw honey, berries, electrolytes — comment SALTY for the heavy metal brand I use)

🌞 Daily bowel movements (toxins out—or they recirculate)

Cleansing isn’t just food—it’s movement, energy, and rhythm:

🌞 Castor oil packs over the liver at night to support lymph & reduce inflammation

🌞 Daily walking & rebounding to move stagnant lymph

🌞 Sauna, cold exposure, dry brushing

🌞 Qi Gong, breathwork & fascia release to open channels of energy

🌞 REMOVE FEAR — INTEGRATE LOVE

Your body is designed to flow—support that flow daily. Don’t let these bozos get you sick. Clear the terrain.

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EZ water = structured hydration, not just “wet.” Found in raw milk, fruit, spring water, sun-touched cells. It’s how your body actually absorbs & transfers energy. You don’t just need “hydration”—you need geometry in your water. Chaos in = chaos out. Structure it. Absorb wisdom.

Visiting family for a few weeks. Just dropped $100+ replacing their demonic flicker-fest LED bulbs (800+ lumens of eye-searing chaos) with soft, warm incandescent glow all over the house. This is how you show love—by saving their circadian rhythm one bulb at a time.

Watermelon = 97% structured water, packed with electrolytes + L-citrulline for a gnarly pre-workout pump. Add salt + taurine to shove hydration deep into your cells. Sweet, salty, juicy muscle nectar. Simple. Effective. Ancient wisdom in fruit form.

“Dad bod” used to mean you provided, protected, and could carry a boar over your shoulder.

Now it means surviving off IPAs, late-night DoorDash, and back pain.

https://m.primal.net/QBPE.mov

Snag your ball-saving organic cotton NO MICROPLASTIC BS I wear for everything: working out, sauna, work, swim trunks…

Commando is cool n all, but when this soft high vibration lays on your scrotum, it’s game changing. Use code CVCWELLNESS to save 10%: https://nadsunder.com/?sca_ref=3816206.YfeaUVtKmM

If you want to raise healthy children, protect your legacy, and live naturally, start with what’s touching your crown jewels.

Masculinity begins with the small stuff—literally.

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If you want to raise healthy children, protect your legacy, and live naturally, start with what’s touching your crown jewels.

Masculinity begins with the small stuff—literally.

We worship blue light but fear the sun. Drink from plastic but question raw milk. Spray toxins on our skin to “smell good” while the body begs for natural pheromone-maxxing. The further we stray from nature, the more we normalize dysfunction. And then wonder why we feel so off. Break free!