Tarzan workouts only:
⢠pre-workout: eggs, honey, watermelon
⢠barefoot
⢠natural light (no flickering dismantling bulbs)
⢠shirtless
⢠with friends
⢠calisthenics-centric
⢠nature sounds
⢠post-workout: more organic jungle fruit
Him: âBro I feel like sh*t, no clue why.â
Also him:
⢠Axe body spray
⢠Polyester boxers
⢠Slamminâ synthetic pre-workout on 5 hours sleep
⢠Seed oil breakfast sandwich
⢠Zero sunlight before 2pm
⢠Drowning in EMFs
⢠P0rn in the morning
⢠Scrolling instead of strolling
Most men hit themselves with 50+ endocrine disruptors before they even brush their teeth.
Him: âBro I feel like sh*t, no clue why.â
Also him:
⢠Axe body spray
⢠Polyester boxers
⢠Slamminâ synthetic pre-workout on 5 hours sleep
⢠Seed oil breakfast sandwich
⢠Zero sunlight before 2pm
⢠Drowning in EMFs
⢠P0rn in the morning
⢠Scrolling instead of strolling
Most men hit themselves with 50+ endocrine disruptors before they even brush their teeth.
WHEN will these changes happen? + What else did we miss that NEEDS reform & change for societyâs health & sovereignty? đ¤
Nature doesnât get sick. Wild animals donât wake up with IBS, need antidepressants, or 4 cups of (pesticide) coffee to function. Meanwhile, over 70% of Americans are overweight and 60% have a chronic illness. Maybe itâs not usâitâs the domestication.
This is literally the healthiest thing you can do for your health:
We live in a world where people track their steps, heart rate, and cortisol on $500 wrist computers⌠but havenât touched grass in 3 years. Health? Overcomplicated. Nature? Ignored. We popped pills for sleep and stare at screens for answers, when the truthâs been under our bare feet the whole time.
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If God dropped you in the middle of the ocean without ever teaching you to swimâwould that support you?
Of course not. So why are you throwing yourself into the deep end of goals youâre not equipped to handle yet?
Set audacious goals, yes. But then reverse engineer the path. Build the puzzle pieces to hold uncertainty with stability.
You wouldnât send a level 1 into a boss fight at level 10. But if youâre a level 50 versus a 60? Now thatâs a battle worth fighting.
Take the steps. Stack the wins. Then leap.
Hereâs a day in my life for epic vitality & energy:
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Hereâs the truth: most deodorants donât solve the problemâthey just mask it. They cover up the internal stink with synthetic fragrance and aluminum, blocking your lymph drainage instead of supporting it.
But body odor is a signalâyour body telling you somethingâs off. 70%+ of people are magnesium deficient, and this mineral plays a huge role in detox, enzymatic function, and sweat composition. If youâre toxic, eating ultra-processed foods, on meds, or stressed 24/7⌠your sweat will smell.
The fix? Start with nutrition. Support the detox pathways. And hit the body with transdermal magnesiumâright through the pits or even the feet. It absorbs faster, works better, and actually addresses the root cause.
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Sex is the most intimate portal to someoneâs soulâbut modern culture treats it like a casual hobby.
donât go to school kids. yes, this is financial (and holistic) advice.

Thereâs no such thing as toxic masculinityâonly the absence of real masculinity.
If you canât support your own mind, body, or spiritâyouâll be supported by the state. And that âsupportâ will cost you your freedom, your fire, and your balls.
When the guy funding the solution is also obsessed with the âproblem,â maybe⌠just maybe⌠itâs not about health.
The simplest way to reset your nervous system midday is as simple as lying on your back, doing absolutely nothing.
Try it: flat on the floor/bed, hands open, palms up. Or place one hand on your belly, one on your heart, and just breathe.
Massage your gut, release the tension, let your body fall into itself.
Elevate your feet on a wall and let the lymph flow and cortisol drop. Do this before sunset, ideally afternoon, so your circadian rhythm stays intact.
Nap-maxxing. Nervous system rebooting. The simplest fix youâre probably not doing.

Karma sells âlongevityâ in a pillâAKA expensive band-aids for symptoms they profit from. Meanwhile, real longevity? Itâs free.
Stop living in a sci-fi dystopia. Donât let them win. Return to nature.
Your shampoo & chemical âhair regrowthâ serums are lying to you. Go primal.