nostr:npub1czjxmupwqgfqy6nuu5crrtlexpnszfmflfd8mv736ysumvs78w2slx5qal I read FFS as for fucks sake

nostr:npub1u77dls752umsqfmjtnnpxx2e5x0k92zjx3g9p3a52lm786fvfyhqxue743 nostr:npub1sr773du95kdd95ajltqq2w4rlfhljuxmtet56e7g9yg0jfmrj3sshzxfhg I think that child is actually 90 years old

Is there some sort of clause that mandates that a Walgreens and a CVS must be directly across the street from one another

I’m working on a cleaning service postcard and the old ass guy it’s for wants a pretty lady on there to catch people’s attention 🙄

nostr:npub1la7r56qdcdsxu7m3km4rqkup034uxx54qp3yctw0f5lzulawcqfs2c3t9x It's a good idea if you want to end up with no penises and no vagina :blobthumbsup:

nostr:npub1m84q83gh4fkpzv6f4shl9d2hf5zvp468qqg7c36gvehn0uydr5qqh7mutq Oh my bad. You were supposed to shit in the projection room then

I'm drinking a White Claw. How basic am I

nostr:npub1m84q83gh4fkpzv6f4shl9d2hf5zvp468qqg7c36gvehn0uydr5qqh7mutq You're supposed to pee in the aisle to demonstrate dominance

I'll take the horse

nostr:npub1xz4zq4vzlp00767tmaf4exeeeawvemfkvt86q3egxdxmm0upxmkspe8uh7 Just because we went to a movie for a first date. Also because I'm bad at nicknames

Oh yeah movie guy is still messaging. I haven't even opened them in the past few days

nostr:npub1x7fua2n34tlkwu97njtpz6cwy74hz9ys9y2s2l77jfmc676k72xspyj5hy Put this sign up

nostr:npub1la7r56qdcdsxu7m3km4rqkup034uxx54qp3yctw0f5lzulawcqfs2c3t9x nostr:npub17f8vp4xuksjrj99vx24935kuqgqftgq5lz35e7lrz00a2e52mwlsxfs2el Okay well it turns out he's the most shy person in the world. There was a lot of awkward cuddling while watching Black Mirror

I looked up my place on Google street view and

nostr:npub17f8vp4xuksjrj99vx24935kuqgqftgq5lz35e7lrz00a2e52mwlsxfs2el I had to give him the green light like four times. I think I tend to go after shy and low confidence people :blobsad:

lmao now he's asking me if I have any plans tonight or this weekend

I asked him the same thing earlier and when he said no I suggested that we watch a movie together :blobfacepalm: