Okay he's leaving now. Literally all we did was eat pizza and watch Heat 😂
nostr:npub1xz4zq4vzlp00767tmaf4exeeeawvemfkvt86q3egxdxmm0upxmkspe8uh7 Mayyyybe :blobpeek:
Why do I keep getting people that say "that sounds fun lol" when I attempt to make plans
Reporting this to HR
All I've been doing today is setting up files for the printer and I'm fukkin exhausted
nostr:npub1062ppxmusw8jv6g0wenv3m5qyy9007zce4k6p0rvrnym4n2xnupq2akrak I was able to get my stats a week or so ago, out of those 20 chats I ended up meeting 3 of them (1: movie guy, went on 2 dates and decided I wasn't interested at all; 2: motorcycle guy, had a quick meet and still talk to him; and 3: the world's shyest guy, who could be dead for all I know)
nostr:npub1062ppxmusw8jv6g0wenv3m5qyy9007zce4k6p0rvrnym4n2xnupq2akrak Also the way these dating apps work is that men right swipe on everyone so if you end up matching with one, there's a good chance the jackass didn't even look at your profile beforehand
Oh I just got a call from Mike from the Amazon security department, this has to be legit 🥴
nostr:npub1062ppxmusw8jv6g0wenv3m5qyy9007zce4k6p0rvrnym4n2xnupq2akrak It's even better when your profile says you don't want kids :eyebrowwiggle:
My boy was laying on top of me and got spooked when I tried to smooth out the blanket so now I have three big slash marks under my boob
nostr:npub1h7p3tfm9t9gnf5mml755kwyy49d6lml85hqy2q0haf4vghx2gcaqyk5z7j I should've harassed it until it played dead :blob_cat_giggle:
brb going to have drinks with this guy in Denver
This morning's sightings:
- A possum that ran into the trees as soon as I noticed it
- Some herons or egrets that I couldn't get a decent photo of
- This tiny hognose snake!
https://media.spinster.xyz/2cf9f4ad83d0d4d70b688510ba571d3f274d0c0a6f1b30e9e77005e7e903e530.mp4
Makes a comment about a guy’s cats
UNMATCHED
Once again I’m being taught to never message first :grr:
I did ask the world's shyest guy if he's still alive and haven't got a response yet, maybe he did die 🤷♀️
nostr:npub12mqavt20vez4qkhxt3vzm7wdepardgcv3ud7rg0uawxr3sc77qdscc6z5s Well you just reminded me that I have some ranch dressing mix but, alas, the deed has already been done 🥗:blobsob:
Eating a dry Caesar salad is bordering on torture. So much lettuce...
