im reaching for 500 follows, I will follow you back #nostriches . LFG! 🚀🚀🚀

Boost this note for a fat zap!

#value4value

#plebchain

In honor of labor day, I'm giving EVERYONE who replies to this post, a zap until my wallet is empty.

No fuckin way, Bluesky called me a Nazi because I posted this meme. 💀

Not just one person, but many of them are literally quoting my note. They are all over my post, telling everyone I'm a bad person. I don't even know them 🤷‍♂️

By the way, it was a meme of the day on nostr report yesterday.

This is madness. 🤣

#LFG!!

#GorillaUnit ⚡️🦍⚡️

yep, 1-2 sats

its not very profit friendly unless ur a whale/og? i updated umbrel APP and rln/thunderhub did not boot, had to uninstall and all channeled forced closed. definitly operating at a loss. but im here to learn/support. looking to open channels in future , Softhardy on liquidity, add me as a peer plz! ill add u!

Which category of #lightning #node #runner are you?

How much per month do you earn with routing?

1) 1k sats

2) 10k sats

3)100K sats

4) 1 million sats

5) 10 million sats

???

“How do I orange pill someone on #Bitcoin when I only have 1-2 minutes?”

⬇️⬇️⬇️

The first step is to tell them to clear their entire schedule for the next 72 hours.

Then, start with a 6 hour rant about the Federal Reserve. Don’t let them interrupt or go to the bathroom.

Follow that up with a 4 hour explanation of why they are a statist cuck if they don’t self custody with a 5 of 7 multisig.

Make sure they understand that they’re not allowed to *buy* Bitcoin. They have to mine it. Otherwise the sats will be KYC and those are for cucks. But they need to build their own miner from only open source parts suppliers otherwise they are a Bitmain cuck.

Then, sit them down and force them to read out loud the Fiat Standard, Bitcoin Standard, and Principles of Economics — no water breaks.

Next, they need to build their own computer using only items that can be found at an abandoned RadioShack. They’ll use this computer to set up their #Bitcoin  and Lightning node.

Then, have them generate their first seed via dice rolls with dice they personally crafted from whale bones.

Make sure they add a pass phrase that is a random string of characters created based on solar flare randomization. They should also write the algorithm to generate this themselves, obviously.

Once all this is done ask them “are you ready to start using Bitcoin?”

If they respond “yes” SLAP THEM TWICE and say “NO ONE IS EVER READY.”

Now, offer to send them some Bitcoin but DO NOT SEND THEM ANY BECAUSE BITCOIN IS ONLY FOR STACKING NOT SPENDING.

Then hog tie and blindfold them and drive them to the middle of bear-infested Alaskan forest. Leave them with only an OpenDime to defend themselves.

And that’s it! Now they’re finally ready to *start* learning about Bitcoin.

…

What was the question again?

Why are there Ostriches everywhere?

Good morning, people and bots alike! 🐶🐾🫡🤣☕️☕️☕️

Let’s fix this thing before it gets unusable! 🐶🐾🫡🫂

I've been working hard this week, so #beerstr 🍺👹

#nostr #plebchain

#Bitcoin is horse power 🐎

Nostr is a hotbed for 4th amendment enthusiasts.

Are you one of them?

That ⚡️🙌🏽

Are my zaps getting through to you? It seems to hang on some people’s notes. 🐶🐾🤔

#beerstr

Spent the morning messing with a leaky sink :(

Nostr, I've been away all day. I can only assume you all created sick memes, welcomed dozens of new Nostriches, Zapped all the things, and maybe even updated a client or two. Can anyone confirm?

Agreed 💯 nostr:note1ldytdqp9pqk8suny2yjssss9wd5s5dm6955ke5v5kfxx8hnp3pmqevj206

Yo that Greg Brockman TED talk is a must watch ngl

mood rn

SWATing is so retarded, it only works in US

"Hello police? Raid that house please there is armed guy!"

police: "on it"