nostr:npub1p35pwvpnzz2d4j2nqwnl4e4c9qc7aynvq8rk8zjthn90vaudc59qmcanw0 When fiction becomes fact
nostr:npub1qdyswmhamjpvnq9f03lr4kqcznze3jflfh60gl3tprz264hnaetsp3s3wx if I could just keep my mouth shut the clairvoyants would have to earn their keep.
nostr:npub1w5p2xgn2hkddv5ced2527rrclk7gkjup7qntgqxcdcu40jvnwsssrz7gzp I'm at an age where the filters tend to be slower than my mouth
If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
You say, "POE-TAY-TOE." I say, essential ingredient for a distilled spirit.
I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake
Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer.
I call this the Heineken maneuver.
nostr:npub12g0hlqtry9uv8k3xm6hdgyttztt7k8m3wk02vxnlknfxvuly9jqqr4he5j Looks like a blast π
nostr:npub1ezmx92dv4yf0fmr2u5ass60n84vkkxwc5p54s0sp2rf87jkh7s8qecmurw I first read that as "If I'm mean enough" π
