"This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now." ~ Dr. Seuss
Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cape to wear and whoosh noises to make
A survey says parents spend $1k on their children's electronics yearly. When WE were young we walked 5 miles uphill in the snow w/ NO APPS!
Too bad for the police, he can see them coming no matter the direction
I wish I felt as much passion for something as my dogs feel towards the doorbell.
Probably 98% of human history would have never happened if showing off for girls wasn't a thing.
If cavemen had Facebook we would still not have fire.
Of course you can trust me. Not alone with cake, but otherwise.
nostr:npub19dza45z9r5kl9z927cy0r96fqgka5zp7gf4qy9wjtrqur96l6k4qwwprdp I always heard that tooth brush was invented in Alabama 🤷♂️
I could literally eat every day and not get sick of it.
"It all started with a Klondike Bar.." -Nostalgic Prostitute
You pee too loud
Marriage
Not to brag but my wife bought toothpaste because she thought it was almost empty and I squeezed out paste for two more months.
Some men are born to greatness. Some have greatness thrust upon them. Me? I like waffles
nostr:npub1p35pwvpnzz2d4j2nqwnl4e4c9qc7aynvq8rk8zjthn90vaudc59qmcanw0 Well, I guess she F'd around and found out!
nostr:npub106n0pzzm6jk9mfh3xvlhh53qn7kjz8ja4f8h8r3n6ap706wvtahqltvfwa nostr:npub1cx7knj6q44vtswdz079h2z84zffs9q4xus5sara4glupl8c5ucqsvx5lhk I'm still just trying to figure out what you are trying to say... 😃
nostr:npub106n0pzzm6jk9mfh3xvlhh53qn7kjz8ja4f8h8r3n6ap706wvtahqltvfwa I feel that you are trying to say something here... 😃