Hi Elon,
We're already spoken, as CSO (Chief Shitpost Officer), I am fully authorised to conduct negotiations.
Can you please provide proof of identity and a proof of source of funds (fiat shitcoins are not acceptable forms of currency).
Once we confirm you have the $150T of Bitcoin needed for the purchase, we will agree to sell you the NOSTR platform, which you can use non-exclusively for a period of up to 7 years from date of purchase.
As for the NOSTR protocol and clients they are available for purchase individually and subject to individual agreements and contracts with the relevant interested parties.
Best Regards
Mike
CSO
NOSTR
My first halving where I actually understand it π
Have technically gone through two previous halvings
I got a confirmation from SwissBorg that UK bank transfers have been banned to their exchange as part of the FCA / government on ramp freeze for Crypto purchases.
They are still using attack vectors for a protocol they can't stop.
The halving is 30 days away.
Getting excited!
Just booked for #CheatCode conference in Bedford.
Too late to grab a hotel room, so sharing a room with my IRL Bitcoin buddy.
Why are people always "sorry" on old media?
Fun fact, since I committed to nostr, Elon Musk is my X
I'm waiting until Clip Time is around 19:52
According to the UK government, I'm living in absolute poverty as my income is more than 40% below the average and the 2011 figure.
Maybe I qualify for some government shitcoins, I can put them down as a deposit towards my new lambo π
Yes, they're running out of stock and fresh supplies are low.
If you accuse somebody of being an LPG+ are you gaslighting them?
He's no longer doing his own posting and Calvin Ayre fucked off within 1 day.

It would cost her a lot more than that with me.
50 BTC or I'm not showing up.







