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Building "Brian", my first brain in silicon Fully vested Chief AI Officer (CAIO) Former, failed, Chief VLOG Officer Former Chief Shitpost Officer - NOSTR Inc. Node runner - Miner - Author My public relay: https://nortis.nostr1.com/ My book: https://mikehardcastle.com/my-book-why-bitcoin/

Hi Elon,

We're already spoken, as CSO (Chief Shitpost Officer), I am fully authorised to conduct negotiations.

Can you please provide proof of identity and a proof of source of funds (fiat shitcoins are not acceptable forms of currency).

Once we confirm you have the $150T of Bitcoin needed for the purchase, we will agree to sell you the NOSTR platform, which you can use non-exclusively for a period of up to 7 years from date of purchase.

As for the NOSTR protocol and clients they are available for purchase individually and subject to individual agreements and contracts with the relevant interested parties.

Best Regards

Mike

CSO

NOSTR

My first halving where I actually understand it πŸ˜‚

Have technically gone through two previous halvings

I got a confirmation from SwissBorg that UK bank transfers have been banned to their exchange as part of the FCA / government on ramp freeze for Crypto purchases.

They are still using attack vectors for a protocol they can't stop.

The halving is 30 days away.

Getting excited!

Replying to Avatar Tomek ⚑ K

When #bitcoin HALVING will happen?

At block #840,0000, April something 2024 🀞

This is our holiday, our olympics, our celebration of bitcoin's delivery.

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⏰There are various countdown pages, currently estimating block #840,000 at:

April 1 bitcoinsensus.com/bitcoin-halving-countdown

April 8 nicehash.com/countdown

April 12 academy.binance.com/en/halving

April 15 bitpanda.com/en/bitcoin-halving-countdown

April 17 buybitcoinworldwide.com/halving

April 20 europeanhalvingparty.com

April 20 bitcoinhalving.com

April 21 coinmarketcap.com/events/bitcoin-halving

April 23 bitcoinsensus.com/bitcoin-halving-countdown

April 23 bitcoinblockhalf.com

April 23 bitbo.io

April 23 timechaincalendar.com/en/block/840000

April 26 bitcoinhalving.info

Fancy a #HalvingParty?

This is our holiday, our olympics, our celebration of bitcoin's delivery.

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Current calendar:

πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡» πŸŒ‹ 3-5/04 #SalvadorHP

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🀠 11-14 #bitblockboom

πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ 🌳 12-13 #CheatCode

πŸ‡¬πŸ‡· 🌊 13-14 #Santorini

πŸ‡΅πŸ‡± πŸ‡ 19-21 #EuropeanHalvingParty

πŸ‡«πŸ‡· 🏰 20-21 #Citadelle

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🌴 22 #BitcoinEnergySummit

πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 🚣 27-28 #BtcPins

Did I miss anything?

We're having an 'organizers group' with other halving parties.

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dm for details or spreadsheet access

Probably going to Warsaw for the party:

nostr:note1h424hva6y5xexr3vrlgcym6vgl34v2nznfmu2gu6cmc8y25ar78q6wjy8q

Just booked for #CheatCode conference in Bedford.

Too late to grab a hotel room, so sharing a room with my IRL Bitcoin buddy.

Why are people always "sorry" on old media?

Fun fact, since I committed to nostr, Elon Musk is my X

According to the UK government, I'm living in absolute poverty as my income is more than 40% below the average and the 2011 figure.

Maybe I qualify for some government shitcoins, I can put them down as a deposit towards my new lambo πŸ˜‚

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68625344

If you accuse somebody of being an LPG+ are you gaslighting them?

He's no longer doing his own posting and Calvin Ayre fucked off within 1 day.

It would cost her a lot more than that with me.

50 BTC or I'm not showing up.