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Building "Brian", my first brain in silicon Fully vested Chief AI Officer (CAIO) Former, failed, Chief VLOG Officer Former Chief Shitpost Officer - NOSTR Inc. Node runner - Miner - Author My public relay: https://nortis.nostr1.com/ My book: https://mikehardcastle.com/my-book-why-bitcoin/

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There was more thunder and lightning than Iโ€™ve ever seen in the UK before last night.

Despite that, the noise from the PA announcements from across the lake continue to give instructions to the yachting regatta who sail under โ€œwetโ€ conditions.

We may cancel the hire of our motorboat today.

Replying to Avatar Dan Wedge

I see what you did there ๐Ÿ˜‚

Hello Sats, nice to have you back in the mix

If only Iโ€™d known, Iโ€™d have sent the dish back ๐Ÿฅน

Iโ€™m trying, I donโ€™t think they appreciate my type of humour ๐Ÿ˜‚

I donโ€™t have any social credit score remaining on my rooms account.

Are there swimming pool equivalent of doggy poo bags?

Iโ€™m looking at the hotels pool. Apparently you have to sign in and out when using it. I asked why and was told due to health and safety. In case you have an accident.

I tried to explain that your floating corpse at the bottom of the pool is more of a sign of an accident than the lack of an exit signature, but they didnโ€™t seem to appreciate my logic ๐Ÿ˜‚

I'm with my wife's family.

I'm on the Orange wine ๐Ÿ˜‚

I make certain to explain not to keep too much in there.

I generally say something like:

Think of it as your daily carry wallet to pay for coffees or lunch, not a new house or car.

I just explained I was a Bitcoiner, didnโ€™t offer to pay for the hire in Bitcoin, but I offered a tip in Bitcoin.

Because nostr:nprofile1qqstu8vf099ljt09m4jvres0dgk8ps2q4wkfjvjp3lhrp3wxxllfg7gpramhxue69uhkummnw3ez6vpn9ejx7unpveskxar0wfujummjvuhsz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9cc8scmgv96zucm0d5hsauy030 works so easily, that convinced him it was legit, so he asked if he could move some savings in to Bitcoin.

The conversation flowed.

You should have seen my neighbour. He was faxing his blacksmith after he put his horse in for a service ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yeh, he got fed up with the retards on X ๐Ÿ˜‚

Without interfering or getting dragged into this conversation.

Since 2023, weโ€™ve had attosecond lasers, which means we can now photograph atoms splitting.

Whether theyโ€™ve done this or not yet is another question.

Donโ€™t shoot the messenger ๐Ÿ˜‚

The other 3 morris dancing groups all danced to the same tune ๐Ÿ˜‚

First time I ever visited Hong Kong, our friends there wanted to take us to a nice Italian place they knew ๐Ÿ˜‚

If I were a tourist to the UK, first night Iโ€™d want to eat fish and chips.

There are rules and nobody seems to follow them ๐Ÿ˜‚