🚨 24-Hour Zapageddon: COMPLETE 🚨
“Gib zap” wasn’t just a meme - it became a full-blown NOSTR-wide psychological experiment.
And we all failed. Gloriously. 💀✨
Within the first hour, the post hit TOP 1 on Primal’s 24h trending feed and never left.
I zapped 197,000 sats into the abyss with all the grace of a caffeinated meme cult leader at 3AM ⚡️😵💫
This milestone also pushed The Meme Bay past a total of 1,075,614 sats given away since inception.
Over a million zats. Gone. For memes, madness, and questionable decisions 🧠🔥
At some point, the community declared me:
• The Meme Broke
• The Meme Bankrupt
I can’t argue.
Here’s the evidence 👇
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Also, mid-chaos, I sarcastically quote-posted a video from my friend nostr:nprofile1qy2hwumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxgqgdwaehxw309ahx7uewd3hkcqpq748mefa0wryy9rcsh9y0l20a269u8dcvzfd5zw8sq6u4tkwxshrs9kztwu .
Some of you took it literally and triggered an unintentional Turing Test 🧪🧍♀️
She’s real, the dog is real 🐶, and she’s one of the few actually human accounts bringing a fresh, non-tech presence to this glorified digital arcade.
Glad you gave her a warm (and confused) welcome 🫡💫
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To the bot farm owners:
Yes, some of your hollow little code puppets slipped through 🤖
Enjoy the sats. Buy yourselves some synthetic validation.
Next time?
Your dead-eyed follower farms will be hunted like digital livestock 🐄🔪
Silently. Efficiently. With tools.
Consider this your final zap ⚠️
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Thanks to everyone who joined the ritual.
Thanks to those who survived it.
And thanks to my wallet for bleeding sats without protest 💸🕯️
The ritual is over.
The memes return.
#gibzap #baddecisions #giveaway #zap #plebchain
#1: I wanna fail again.
#2: Isanna is hot.
#3: That's it.
true, Nostr already won, because it exists by the way 🤷
Catch me if you can... no, ZAP me if you can!
I'm here, ready for your zaps—let's keep the sats flowing and the pleb energy growing! ⚡ 🚀
#bitcoin #zaps #nostr #nostrplebs
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well the girls are pretty, and they are talking shit
I don't understand. You said we should follow the Latvian girl, now you think she is a bot?
it was not always like that
NEW GM ⚡️ LIGHT INSTALLED. HOWD I DO?
📰 👀 https://www.etsy.com/listing/965069441/bitcoin-whitepaper-poster
don't expect many girls though 🙄