Thank your parents that you're not this retarded..

"KOREAN STREAMER SATTO DOWN $500k SHORTING BITCOIN

HIS LIQUIDATION SITS AT $25.1k"

What's the best bank? Asking for the world.

How do you zap then if there's no zap button?

Gm fam, no I did not just get up 😂 been lurking 👻 a bit this morning. 👋👋☕️

Have had some conversations with a few older saltier dogs than myself who have risk managed through SL crisis in the 80’s and all the big blow ups since.

They all said the same thing - it’s never just one, and when the talking heads say it’s contained it definitely isn’t.

Im going to venture a guess that svb fallout will end up forcing the Fed to say something to calm markets. Depending on the magnitude of the fallout it may even cause the fed to reverse course on rates and maybe even more brrrrrrrrr. Tough to say right now but we’ll see.

Greatest feature of bitcoin & nostr is that commies will be the last to the party!

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Did you know...

The gold standard was suspended at the outbreak of First World War in 1914, with Bank of England and Treasury notes becoming legal tender. Before that war, the United Kingdom had one of the world's strongest economies, holding 40% of the world's overseas investments. But after the end of the war, the country was highly indebted: Britain owed £850 million (about £44.1 billion today) with interest costing the country some 40% of all government spending. The British government under Prime Minister David Lloyd George and Chancellor of the Exchequer Austen Chamberlain tried to make up for the deficit with a deflationary policy, but this only led to the Depression of 1920–21.

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Secret for this game:

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It's usually done in your lightning wallet. If you are trying to receive then you select receive in the wallet, then it asks for the amount you want to receive, and then it may let you add a note. After this the wallet will give you an invoice with a QR code the sender can scan or an invoice URL you can copy and paste to the sender to enter it into their wallet for sending

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Kinda want to turn this graveyard of old hardware wallets into an art project of some sort.

Good observation. Reminds me of The Truman Show. Always great to break some glass cages. As long as we don't fly beak first into them.