Russia Sends Troops To Liberate Oppressed British People From Communist Rule https://t.co/kSG40mWfnQ https://t.co/bjaFaC2e8I 
Mom Sets Record By Enjoying 3 Sips Of Coffee Before Being Bothered By Children https://t.co/ApUC2p9BoH https://t.co/lzbFmYWWMm 
Boeing Compensates Stranded Astronauts With $50 Red Lobster Gift Cards https://t.co/5kWU89dt2H https://t.co/xp2FevbP4j 
Strong, Independent Woman Accompanies Strong, Independent Woman To Restroom https://t.co/9nvO0F8AVC https://t.co/bPOU2SSumN 
Kamala Harris Distances Herself From Kamala Harris https://t.co/ETW2mwCmD4 https://t.co/dGI04NZZB2 
Journalists Confused By Presidential Candidate Standing In Front Of Cameras And Answering Questions https://t.co/sykQLJSrcF https://t.co/jUqrH1Ul1t 
Driver Really Beginning To Regret Stopping At Crosswalk For Homeschool Family https://t.co/rgCP6vPIQi https://t.co/C19tYzpsUl 
Tim Walz Clarifies That He's Never Been To Iraq, But He Has Been To Downtown Minneapolis Which Is Basically The Same Thing https://t.co/54xKVEyol8 https://t.co/HjnD1kKrvZ 
This is still satire (for now), but you can find real headlines that are just as ridiculous over at @NotTheBeeSports. https://t.co/6Kh4YrtciE 
RT @Not_the_Bee: Olympic commentator corrected by cohost for using wrong pronouns for female athlete.
Taylor Swift Jet Launches Retaliatory Strike On ISIS Stronghold https://t.co/xkoPD9ecig https://t.co/zzOjnZqC4Q 
Trump Concerned If He Beats Kamala In Debate They Might Replace Her With Someone Good This Time https://t.co/LrTuAymH0K https://t.co/v9AJF4BVeS 
‘WHO NEEDS A TAMPON??’ Bellows Tim Walz Kicking In Middle School Boys' Bathroom Stall Door https://t.co/C74YkeyFQY https://t.co/qXKGUrJKCT 
New Bill In Congress Hires An IRS Agent To Live In Every Home https://t.co/SZ274rDy2f https://t.co/0x3LBwzkZP 
Sorry Excuse For A Man Asks For Help At Home Depot https://t.co/riKYfA3K3z https://t.co/WumIy2fbUt 
Kamala Harris Inspires Little Girls That If They Work Really Hard, Someday They Can Be Passed Over For A Less Qualified Person Who Slept With The Boss https://t.co/gJb3wnNxOw https://t.co/ztN4xLjOZ0 
Apostles Getting Really Tired Of Peter Yelling "DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?" Every Five Minutes https://t.co/DYEJ9WuSTB https://t.co/SlmktnrfuV 
Tim Walz Backs Out Of VP Nomination After Learning VPs Sometimes Have To Deploy To Dangerous Places Overseas https://t.co/GGCFMNDMqo https://t.co/CHHnNCJCqg 
Sad: Olympics Official Unable To Get Female Boxing Medal Over Giant Adam's Apple https://t.co/XLvQLeEGjN https://t.co/Htzx4aCvqF 
RT @Not_the_Bee: I think T-Swift is trying to subtly tell us something here 🤔