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Post Office Issues New Commemorative Kamala Harris 'Fweedom' Stamp https://t.co/qXN4Kz75Eb https://t.co/mlRqtWgq3a

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‘I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me,’ Says Man Standing Over Two-Foot Putt For Triple Bogey https://t.co/eoFmjK1rkJ https://t.co/pYjMjJ0L6g

David French Founds New Group 'Evangelicals For Satan' https://t.co/74atlsXEeB https://t.co/6vwMq65AZ2

Citizens of Fiji Drinking Delicious Bottled 'AMERICA Water' https://t.co/bSbZifE7lP https://t.co/dxC8BtF0ec

Kids Happily Building Sandcastle On Beach Totally Unaware That Democracy May End This November https://t.co/majeYzmRhC https://t.co/rCDoloEAV5

Kamala Explains 93% Of Staff Quit Because They Couldn’t Handle The Joy https://t.co/yYkKCgTs0A https://t.co/wVEyKHYhz9

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Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire https://t.co/fyPSUgngYl https://t.co/SwBRmx6x1b

Oh No! DNC Abortion Bus Breaks Down And Four Babies Get To Live https://t.co/cIojf6yL4Q https://t.co/ATvvzfxw80

Disappointment As Special DNC Guest Turns Out To Be Carrot Top https://t.co/bljq63tmES https://t.co/MP8CTbWhix

RT @TheBabylonBee: 'I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office,' Says Woman Currently In Office https://t.co/GJwsmfBvZg https://t.co/GhoD…

Miracle: Government Feeds Five People With Just 2.3 Trillion Loaves And Fishes https://t.co/LI5Hw2Aqzr https://t.co/49I6TMTc9U

Democrats Unveil ‘Tread On Me’ Flag https://t.co/q8wWVFS9Kp https://t.co/kusGjcV4f0

Man Patiently Waits For Neighbor To Go Back Inside So He Can Get To His Car Without Small Talk https://t.co/NrYsESASXR https://t.co/OBTJlnIxXi

China Starting To Worry TikTok Has Made Americans Even Dumber Than They Intended https://t.co/DVGHhyaYXw https://t.co/aUmaUWyU1e

'I Will Fix Things If You Vote Me Into Office,' Says Woman Currently In Office https://t.co/GJwsmfBvZg https://t.co/GhoDkvtAz2

Chicago Gangs Kill Time Playing Catan While Waiting For Drive-By Shooting Hours To Start At 9 P.M. https://t.co/YJ3N5ZYJ6e https://t.co/R7OEhPFpAJ