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Man Unsure If He’s Becoming More Virtuous With Age Or Just Too Tired To Sin https://t.co/shJFS7afwZ https://t.co/uVwxHUDMEK

8-Day-Old Jewish Baby Excited For Cool Party They're Throwing For Him And Hey Why Are All The Women Leaving And Who Is This Guy In The Robes https://t.co/bkapAOnohT https://t.co/nB12cwHnfq

‘I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me,’ Says Man Standing Over Two-Foot Putt For Triple Bogey https://t.co/eoFmjK1rkJ https://t.co/gsEFn5wrqQ

City Of Chicago Sues Murder Victims For Not Getting Out Of The Way Of Bullets https://t.co/OtJ5DhsIHL https://t.co/XqzCjypIZm

Challenger Kamala Harris Agrees To Debate Incumbent Kamala Harris https://t.co/fDGqDN58Dc https://t.co/x3axTbq4MM

10 Best Moments From ‘The Rings Of Power’ Season 2 Premiere https://t.co/Rrp9Jt1zYG https://t.co/V2udCzydIZ

Pro-Lifers Excited To Choose Between Moderate Amount Of Baby Murder And High Amount of Baby Murder https://t.co/1kS2tST95S https://t.co/J2lE2eDpNC

Tim Walz Promises To Ensure All Violent Migrant Gangs Have Access To Free Tampons https://t.co/JbGTd0ufyR https://t.co/9ACmoZVJRu

NFL Fans Excited For Start Of Taylor Swift Season https://t.co/wR1YCKfP3N https://t.co/Bn30EzJGGP

Majority Of Wives Admit They Only Clean The House So They Can Smugly Apologize For How Messy It Is When Their Friends Come Over https://t.co/R7kBf5pXXO https://t.co/TF73AKIEgd

Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden https://t.co/LxbbzrRErR https://t.co/wyESWEkVcj

Missionaries Travel From Africa To Bring The Gospel To United Methodist Church https://t.co/W0gOP6nhgr https://t.co/vg8b6zEgJ0

Challenge: Can You Spot The Trans Person In Each Of These 9 Photos? https://t.co/n1DE3IVnKO https://t.co/4CZ3FAqJRg

Five Guys Down To Just Two Guys After California Minimum Wage Increase https://t.co/TrCPWp0flp https://t.co/ows6EZpyOw

‘What Do YOU Think My Policies Might Be?’ Kamala Harris Asks CNN’s Dana Bash During Interview https://t.co/pmKBE8HKb1 https://t.co/NxpDixci7J

Man's Therapist Suggests He May Just Have An Abusive Relationship With His Favorite Sports Team https://t.co/JL5WU6Qeol https://t.co/zRMnHqcK4M

Tim Walz Spends Entire CNN Interview Making Balloon Animals To Distract Attention From Kamala Harris https://t.co/QQyodkKaGm https://t.co/sVyGr2vNyx

Calvary Chapel Pastor Shocked To Learn There Are Books in the Bible Other Than Revelation https://t.co/DsTlxk09Qq https://t.co/oFikmLVZSI