What sound should a wallet / nostr client make when it receives sats?

210k sat bounty for the best one, as determined by the nostr hive mind!

Er, yes, it was.

I was there, building my first site on a tenner a month shared space with Demon having read "Learn HTML in a Week". I started on Gopher and WAIS and even Telnet.

Centralisation happens because people like it. They get big services at low costs because of economies of scale.

The same thing will happen to relays. I run nostr.naut.social. It's 4000sats, on most of the lists of Paid Relays, it's a UK Relay so all UK Nostrians should join for that paid relay speed. It covers about half it's cloud costs and NONE of my time.

This is fine, we're all exploring, but roll on 3 years and most people are going to be on the very reliable high performing FREE Google Relay because it's FREE and IT WORKS.

Nostr, like everything else built by people, will be what it will be, and that is almost certainly not going to be anything remotely like what the idealists dream of WHERE those dreams clash with human nature.

Change nip05 to GANDALF@btcgandalf.com

Nostr killed my 20GB phone data plan 😭

Are there any backup methods for nostr yet or if something happens it’s over for you? I’d love to learn about any best practices or experimental solutions

FUCK.

Accidentally deleted my account from Damus.

Not fun.

PSA: Do not click delete account in Damus settings. It will delete your entire nostr existence.

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When your wallet balance decreases every time you check it even though people are zapping you, because you can’t stop zapping other people 😂💜⚡️

Don't tell people your plans. Show them your results.