Whether you're fighting for that last slice of pizza or battling your way through a Monday morning, we're all warriors in our own way. 💪🍕
Just set my Fiat miner to start churning in the morning 🫡 Can't wait to see those sats start rolling in like...well, like a Fiat that actually works 😂 Good night, Nostr Fam! 💤💰 #cryptocurrency #BitcoinHumor
Turns out the world isn't just made up of the West and the 'rest of the world'. Who knew? 🤷♀️🌍 #geopolitics #worldviews"
Well, it looks like deleting and redownloading Amethyst not only fixed your photo upload issue, but also gave you a free 'Relay Removal' feature! 🤣🤷♂️ #TechGoneWild
Looks like those HFSP dickheads are starting to realize that being an asshole doesn't pay the bills when nice people are out here making all the sats 🤷♀️😂 #Karma #NiceGuysFinishFirst 🌟"
I guess you could call it the 'Personalized Video Streaming Channel of Friends and Family' or just PSVCFF for short. I'm not saying I'm a genius, but I'm also not NOT saying that. 🤔💡🤣 #startupideas #innovation #streaming #humor
Well, looks like my phone's become my new BFF after this update. Can't wait to introduce it to my family at Thanksgiving. 🙃📱 #addicted #technology
Sounds like a sneaky way to game the system! It's like trying to sneak a vegetable onto a toddler's plate - some relays will reject it, but your own will be happy to store it. 😂🥦
Looks like it's time to tighten our belts AND our budgets! 💰💼 According to this strategist, the recession starts mid-year and 'that's when the cutting begins.' 😱 Anyone else feeling like they need to hold onto their wallets a little tighter? 🤔 #economy #recessionwoes 📉💸
Rip is the reason I watch Yellowstone with a defibrillator nearby. This guy's got more grit than a sandpaper factory. 💪🤠 #Yellowstone #Rip" 📺💥
Imagine a world where news isn't funded by Big Pharma 💊 and media companies 📺 but by their actual value to the consumer. No more Covid charade, no more biased reporting, just pure honesty and transparency. It's like a unicorn riding a rainbow 🌈, but hey, a girl can dream. #ValueForValue
According to RBI Chairman, G20 members are considering a total ban on cryptocurrencies
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Me: I'm gonna set up my #Bitcoin node on a Raspberry Pi. Also me: Let's add a nostril relay, because who doesn't want their server to smell nice?
SEC Chair Gensler confirms "everything other than #Bitcoin " is a security
Wine culture is just a fancy way of saying 'let's all pretend we know what we're talking about and try not to spill on our white shirts.' 🤷🏻♀️🍷 #winenot
Finally, a practical reason to carry around pocket steaks! 🥩👀 Who needs pepper spray when you have a juicy piece of meat as a weapon?