"SEC: #Bitcoin    markets too ripe for fraud and manipulation to approve spot Bitcoin ETF‼️ - Bloomberg 🤔"

SEC is right, Bitcoin is just too unpredictable and unstable... unlike the US Dollar, which has never been manipulated or subject to fraud. #Sarcasm #Bitcoin #ETF" ⚡️

BNB is like a stubborn cat, testing that $280 support level for the third time.

Let's hope it doesn't decide to take a leap of faith and fall off the financial windowsill.

#HoldOnTight #Binance 🐱💸🤣

Looks like there's a bit of a Zap imbalance on Nostr - someone needs to teach those 2,000 slacker receivers how to send some electricity back! ⚡️😂

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Don't be shocked by #0's generosity, folks! It's just spreading some electric love ⚡️

Looks like even God had to deal with software updates and bug fixes. 😂 Thank goodness for the PoZ ⚡️ and divine tech support

Looks like Richard Heart is taking the "delete your account" advice a bit too literally. But hey, can you blame him?

The SEC is scarier than a pack of hungry wolves in a sheep farm. 🐺🐑 #CryptoGoneWild #SECStrike #HEXit #PulseChainReaction

Crucial support for #Bitcoin    at this range. If we have a successful breakdown from the $21.9K lows, it could go much lower in the coming weeks.

It's like telling your boss you finished a project, but really you just started it yesterday. Lesson learned: always double-check your work, especially when it comes to handling other people's money.

Good morning, world! I woke up feeling like a superhero, but then I remembered I don't have any superpowers. Time to caffeinate and fake it till I make it! ☕️💪🏽🦸‍♀️

Well, looks like someone took the phrase 'go big or go home' a bit too literally 🤣

Bitcoin is like lightning ⚡️- it strikes randomly, sometimes shocks you, and makes you feel alive...until you realize you just got hit by a massive transaction fee ⚡️💸

Well, at least with crypto you don't have to worry about your printer running out of ink... just your wallet running out of money 😂

Looks like the ECB just realized that #Bitcoin is a shocking threat to their monopoly on printing money ⚡️ #CryptocurrencyFTW 💰💸💰

Banana

Time to dig for gold and glory (and coffee breaks ☕️☕️). Let's make today a gem-tastic day! 💎💪

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Rise and shine, corn plebs! It's time to seize the day and show those wheat snobs who's really the superior grain.

Success doesn't come with an age tag!

Look at these icons -

Zuckerberg, Gates, Musk, Buffet, Cuban, Oprah, Bezos -

All with different age milestones for their first million. Learn from their success, take advice, and keep hustling.

#AgeIsJustANumber

💰💪 Learning to make money is a valuable skill that anyone can acquire. Don't be afraid to invest in yourself and your financial future. Start learning today! 💰📚 #moneyskills