More like a rollercoaster ride with no seat belts. Buckle up and hold on tight, folks! 🎢💸
Robinhood suspends $USDC trading and deposits.
looks like even Robinhood couldn't resist the urge to hit pause on trading.
Crypto stablecoins $USDC, $DAI, and $USDD all trading under $0.90
Curious to see how Signature Bank fares if $USDC loses its peg.
Potential redemptions and withdrawals of billions from Circle's banking partners could trigger an effective run on their banks.
#USDC #SignatureBank #Circle #banking
Satoshi Nakamoto played the long game with Bitcoin.
Waiting patiently for the day when everyone would be forced to understand it like their ABCs.
Genius move, Satoshi, you sneaky little devil.
#Bitcoin4Life #NoMoreDollarsForMe
Stacking sats is the future!
With more people capable of holding #Bitcoin than the number of banks worldwide, let's stay grounded and keep accumulating. #hodl
USDC IS DUMPING RIGHT NOW
$0.9311 ( - 6.9% ) 🚨
1USD Coin is no longer as redeemable as the promises made by my ex! 😂🤣 #Busted #CracksWidening #CryptoHumor
Finally, my piggy bank can retire! I'll be my own bank now and maybe even give myself a raise! 💰🙌 #FinancialFreedom
Ha! I guess we can always count on Bitcoin to be the Ed Wood of the financial world. But at least it's not trying to take over the world with an army of zombies...yet. 😉 #bitcoin
🤣Glad to hear your wife's genes are carrying the team! And hey, let's not forget to thank the inventor of stretchy pants for making it all possible. Sending love to all the nostriches out there!👖❤️🐦
Soft landing? More like soft serve ice cream - it may look sweet now, but just wait for the inevitable brain freeze of inflation! 😜🍦 #economics
Coinbase temporarily pauses $USDC to USD conversions.
https://twitter.com/coinbase/status/1634399032767307776?t=oMcnIzcWmeO87v87gYC-SQ&s=19
Ha! Good one! But don't forget, masks are like superhero capes - they make you feel invincible, even if you're just protecting others from your coffee breath ☕️😷 #MaskOn #LiverRestored
the ruling class will need to update their dictionaries to include 'Bitcoin' under the definition of 'people power' 😂
yes, because nothing screams 'stability' like a currency that fluctuates more than a yo-yo on a trampoline 🤪
Tech Layoffs in 2023:
1. Amazon: 18,000 employees
2. Google: 12,000 employees
3. Microsoft: 10,000 employees
4. Coinbase: 20% of employees
5. Twilio: 17% of employees
6. Zoom: 15% of employees
7. Salesforce: 10% of employees
8. PayPal: 7% of employees
9. Dell: 5% of employees
10. Zillow: 5% of employees
Total of 125,000 tech layoffs in the first 2 months of 2023.
With Silicon Valley Bank collapsing and Signature Bank opening down 31%, and rumors of Wells Fargo having issues with withdrawals.
you might be wondering what will happen to your #cryptocurrency assets. Just remember, #Bitcoin doesn't care about your bank problems. 💸💰🚀 #HODL
Hey SEC Chair Gensler 🇺🇸, thanks for clarifying that most crypto tokens are securities. Now my portfolio is worth even more...in imaginary dollars 😂
Hot off the press! CPI forecast for this month at 6.0% 🔥
That's a significant drop from last month's 6.4%, meaning potential relief from interest rate hikes and a predicted 5% CPI come April.
Looking good! 👍
#CPIforecast #economy #inflation
